One day Ill repay you for all the headaches youve given me, but Ill start that project tomorrow. No, youre not getting older. It sure beats the alternative. George Meredith. Happy birthday! For your birthday this year, Im going to give you a piece of paper that might be worth $450 million but is probably really worth nothing., 67. Youve successfully stayed alive for another year, and believe me, a lot of us (Im not going to say who) were wondering if you were really going to make it. Age before beauty. Wishing a happy birthday to someone I can only assume was still around when America relied on bayonets and horses., 156. It's really unfair to wait for 365 days to wish you on your birthday! I cant believe its already been a year since the last time I didnt buy you anything for your birthday., 261. ", "Its your special day! Happy birthday to a person that is smart, funny, witty, attractive and reminds me a lot of myself. "Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday dear cousin! But not me. ", "I smell old people! Happy birthday! You really would have loved the gift I never bothered to send you., 257. :), 203. Some days your brilliance knows no bounds. If I were you, Id be concerned about my birthday. I believe you forgot my birthday present last year. Happy birthday, cousin!, 231. Heres to another year of laughing at our own jokes, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other sane! 5. Im just here for some cake., 89. If you are lucky to have a grandpa that is alive, crack a joke as a birthday wish for him. Since todays your birthday, Ill do you the favor of not telling everyone about your childhood pranks. The best boyfriend ever deserves the best birthday ever! Youve now reached an age where you can use the candles on your cake to light up your entire home. I hope you get everything you deserve. Happy birthday queen. I wish almighty embraces you with luck to follow up those dreams and also a bucket of water to wake you up from them. Now throw me a party! After searching far and wide, I realized that theres no greater gift than my presence. Lets go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people., 4. Happy birthday!, 34. when you send these wishes, messages, and quotes to your friends or family members they always remember your wishes. I hope your birthday is at least half as exciting as you portray it on Facebook and Instagram. So, thats pretty cool. Happy Birthday. Youll try to dye it, but that wont do it, as every follicle starts to fall away! Wait, it's not? The bad news? I feel so special for this., 269. These funny birthday cards, drawn by some of the edgiest cartoonists and artists, run the gamut from political truth bombs to deliciously dirty jokes. You belong in the zoo! I didnt forget your birthday I just forgot yesterdays date!, 101. Hilarious Birthday Wishes for Different Age Groups. Anyone who tells you that you still look young is lying.. Happy birthday to someone I truly hope is not having a mid-life crisis., 75. Happy birthday, cousin! Happy birthday to someone who is officially so old, its creepy to watch teenage vampire movies., 111. 15. Happy birthday, lettuce turnip the beet! Grandpas usually have a great sense of humor. ", "One minute, youre young and fun. Happy birthday! Happy birthday to a person so old, they use their smartphone to make an actual phone call., 80. Here are some short birthday wishes for a boyfriend. Who says birthday wishes have to be mushy and serious? Some only dream of cake. Happy birthday, lady! Getting Older | Overindulging | For Men | For Women | Miscellaneous. I love you a whole lot. Okay, maybe a little bit. Happy belated birthday, from your favorite niece. Funny birthday wishes about getting older: Wish you a grand 75th birthday to the sweetest father. So, I am not telling you. Happy birthday!, 131. Happy birthday. ", "I mean, you have ME so I dont know what else you have to wish for but go off I guess Happy birthday! ", "You're turning the perfect age. "Celebrate your journey of life." Lailah Gifty Akita. I love you, dad. Happy birthday!". Happy birthday cousin! Thats why youre the wisest person I know. Violeta has completed her higher education at Northumbria University with a bachelor's degree in Media & Journalism (so you better believe she's checking her facts). Never let anyone tell you that youre old especially if you can actually hear them say it without even having to read their lips., 125. Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. ", "Youre officially OLD. Perhaps its because laughter is the greatest gift you can give someone. If he is a fun-loving person, you can take the help of funny birthday wishes for dad. Happy birthday to the man who first taught me how to put underpants on my head. 27. Its your birthday a time for celebration. Hope you have an awesome day! Happy Birthday! The content on this site is written by humans, for humans. I'm proud to have you representing the [Last Name] family out there in the world. I am proud of you, Dad. Happy birthday! ", "Heres to many more rotations around the sun. I dont know who I would tease without you. Youre now so old, youll need performance-enhancing drugs just to ride a stationary bike. Happy Birthday! Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app. Then you can take a nap. ", "You might be prehistoric, but at least youre not extinct! Hey there! Thats why I know you wont be upset about my lack of a birthday present., 150. 40. Happy Birthday! Today will be another one of those happy, beautiful, fun, and funny nights because we will celebrate the birthday of one of the best people that exists. Happy birthday! ", "Happy birthday! "Sure, he's got a pretty face that people . "On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship and all that stuff that doesn't cost anything. "Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same." Audrey Hepburn. ", "Happy birthday! For Men. You are such a sweet, polite, honest and witty person. If you keep on working hard, one day you may end up being like me. Consider it a very early one for next year. I dont care how old you are, you better have a bouncy castle at your birthday party., 256. Hey beautiful! Happy Birthday! Or maybe something you actually want instead. Knock knock. Follow These Steps: Sending you s'more . As if you needed an excuse to act irresponsibly! Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister. A wise man once said, "Forget about your past - you cannot change it." I'd like to add: "Forget about your present - I didn't get you one." Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who's smart, funny, and good-looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities. Happy Birthday. Let us know what you think! They say that wisdom comes with age. 13. Happy Birthday! Smile today is your birthday. 95. No really, Im not joking. Happy birthday. Each contains a funny happy . Today, its important to smile and laugh as much as you can. Happy birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake. Its your birthday, so youre free to cry if you want to. 14. You are the best man on earth and such a perfect brother. Because to be honest, I think we both know you couldnt find glasses if they were on your face girly. I always get emotional on my birthday. Happy Birthday to the man I love. Happy birthday., 152. I used to have a sweet, little sister. Good times! Be happy and remember that things could be worse. We carry over 1,000 funny birthday cards from dozens of leading card brands like Avanti, Nobleworks, Recycled Paper Greetings and Oatmeal Studios. Wonder where you left your phone? Yup, youre a great, big catch. ", "If its any consolation prize, in whiskey years you just got more delicious. Youve now reached an age where its no longer appropriate to claim youre 29., 83. Happy birthday! Must be all the candles on your cake. Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. Happy birthday!, 151. Add a touch of witty banter and humor to your friend's birthday celebration with these 150 funny birthday wishes, which include texts, quotes, and silly messages. Start the pouring, and happy birthday! We're asking people to rethink comments that seem similar to others that have been reported or downvoted, By using our services you agree to our use of cookies to improve your visit. Its a trap. This is my birthday wish for a sister who doesnt want to hear that its her 35th birthday! Happy 75th birthday. 85. May your birthday be your dream gab fest full of lots of juicy gossip and rumors! Happy birthday my old friend! Just think about what youll be like in ten years yikes!, 8. Share the best GIFs now >>> Weve divided them into different categories, so you can find a message aimed directly at the funny bone of the birthday girl or boy. I just wanted to let you know that I picked out your coffin on the way here., 113. Even though youre far away, you will always be close to my heart. 61. Happy birthday!, 105. Sure, they bring parties and good times. Happy birthday!, 97. Happy Birthday! Some of the best artists are represented including Gary McCoy, Glenn McCoy, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Eric Decetis, Hilary B. For your birthday, I got you three wishes from a magical genie! ", "If you were my Uber driver, Id totally give you five stars. Dont let a 27-year old Olympic gold medal winner make you feel like a failure on your birthday., 18. ", "If you got stung by a jellyfish, I would totally pee on you. Today, we add another candle to your cake, and your doctor will add another prescription to your arsenal of medication., 126. Happy birthday. To help you avoid those perils, weve put together this gigantic list of funny birthday wishes. Apr 15, 2023, 02:06 PM EDT. Happy birthday, my friend! Happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have had a Blockbuster card., 52. This modern greeting will have to do. Happy birthday! Heres to another year, cousin!, 245. Happy birthday! 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Happiest of birthdays to the happiest and chattiest person I've ever met! Celebrate the beautiful & funny birthday with special wishes!, 216. ", "I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day. Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! Oh man thats like, dead in dog years., 32. I cant wait to BOOP you on the nose in a few short months. By the time you reach the next new 40, youll already be dead., 115. On your birthday, I hope you choose not to resist temptation. Happy birthday, best friend! Happy Birthday!, 202. I'm so grateful for your friendship. I got you a pair of sunglasses this year, so you can protect your eyes from the blinding light of all these candles., 139. Happy birthday!, 48. May your birthday be filled with all the happiness and joy that an immoderate amount of alcohol can provide. A few of these are clever but several are downright mean. 2) Get drunk. I donut know what I would do without you. Happy birthday, friend. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday to a guy who's witty, manly, handsome and reminds me a lot of myself! Happy birthday, cousin!, 242. (Are you laughing yet? ", "Everyone gets to be young once. Happy 18th Birthday! He could probably tell you that he has never been this old before so he doesn't know how he is supposed to act! Alright, you can light the candles on your birthday cake now. You deserve everything life has to offer. Happy birthday! At least you get to be normal one day out of the year. How does it feel to be REDACTED years old? Happy birthday! ", "Even with your ripe old age, youre still the best friend someone could ask for. You are the sweetest man I have ever met. Happy Birthday!, 176. Not only you my dear, but even your fart and snoring is unique. Happy birthday., 218. Dont fret over another birthday. Happy birthday, man! Happy birthday! Happy birthday precious. You are lucky I made all the mistakes for you first, dear sister. Your feedback will help us improve the article. You only look as old as the last selfie you took., 54. Hey, happy 29th birthday again. If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas! If you could remember any of it. ", "Those aren't gray hairs you see. At your age, that would take a really long time., 226. I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack. I tried to offer a teddy bear some birthday cake, but he was already too stuffed. On your birthday, I want you to remember that its not this day that makes you old; its the 364 other days in the year. 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I think its great How you used to be young. Happy birthday!, 263. I love you, Dad. Happy birthday!, 40. Happy birthday! ", "Youre pretty greasy, but I love you, I guess. You made it awkward now. ", "At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober Disappoint them. Congratulations, friend! Happy birthday!, 82. Happy Birthday! Happy, happy birthday! Treat me! Stay healthy my friend! Congrats on getting a year closer to a senior citizen discount at the movies. Have an astonishing year, happy birthday sister. Blow them out! That said, using humor to wish someone a happy birthday comes with certain pitfalls. Love you. So give it a rest will you?, 3. Happy Belated Birthday! So, this year, lets go ever crazier! Did I get your attention yet? You're aged to perfection." 2. The wonderful thing about finally being over the hill is that you pick up speed., 252. Have a grate birthday. Youre unbelievable! Happy birthday anyway. At your age, you should be in the Book of Old Records. It is not necessary to tell a best friend that they are the closest, best friend. ", "Another year together has come and gone. Happy birthday!, 127. Happy birthday. The 105 Funny get well wishes for friends, mother, father, son and daughter; 35+ Feel Better Soon Quotes; 65+ Get Well Soon Quotes; The 105 Get Well Soon Messages for your Boyfriend, Girlfriend Husband or Wife; The 100 Funny Happy Birthday Quotes. Happy Birthday. Happy birthday cousin! But its the thought that counts, right?, 178. In my book, more cake is always a good thing., 249. She was the one who did the whole job, I . Happy Birthday!, 180. Oh, and happy birthday! Happy birthday! Looking for ways to thank you for birthday wishes? Haha, Im laughing about them now but seriously, did you steal my legos that one time. Just wait until next year., 100. 97. Get Humorous Birthday Cards delivered to you in as fast as 1 hour via Instacart or choose curbside or in-store pickup. Barpy napfday! Happy birthday! Birthdays are nothing more than natures way of telling us to sit down and eat more cake! Happy birthday! On your birthday, I wish you enough air to blow out all of your candles. You are the best dad in the world and deserve to have two birthdays every year. Let me honor you with a joke: Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? These funny birthday card messages keep it light and fun. Happy birthday, big brother! I know exactly what Im going to get you next year: a bigger cake to fit all of those candles., 230. This is the funniest birthday wish I could think of.). We have millions of members all over the world.". You know youve reached the old age when you back your car into the neighbors swimming pool from across the street and still believe that it was the cars fault. Turning 21 is nothing to wine about. Really, its nothing to get worked up over. Happy Birthday!, 198. ", "May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it. "Thanks, I'll never part with it!" In the meantime, happy birthday! Happy birthday! I hope you have lots of laughter, fun and excitement on your special day. 5. You're still going to do stupid stuff, just a lot slower. You are such a special younger sister, I dont know who I would tease without You. The unwritten clause of every relation is to laugh like an idiot when the other looks funny & weird. Oops, I mean yourself. Happy birthday! Happy birthday!, 107. Happy birthday!, 147. "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you." 5. Youre a quaran-teen now. Otherwise, I wish you a very happy day, darling. Dear sister, do you know that with age, wisdom comes? 8. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. 81. Send them the gift of laughter this birthday by adding any of these hilarious birthday quotes - they'll be sure to crack a smile at your wisecracks, and you may even earn some full-belly laughter. Its your birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Wishing you a very happy birthday. . Now you know youre getting old when you cant even remember how old you are. My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesnt mean youve become any wiser., 266. Im really glad you were born today. Happy birthday! Happy sweet birthday! . They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head. ", "You know what they say about more candles A bigger wish! With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Happy Birthday animated GIFs to your conversations. The Bored Panda iOS app is live! ", "Happy birthday to one old lady who still knows how to party! ", awww this is cute. For a different type of birthday wish for a woman in your life, see these Happy Birthday, beautiful messages. Happy birthday witchy! Happy Birthday. Sis! Happy Birthday! Sending you lots of love and laughter on your birthday. Happy birthday, daughter. Sister! ", "Happy birthday! Dear older brother, I asked Mom and Dad to tell me about the day you were born. Happy birthday!, 12. BOOM YOURE A CAKE! In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished! Please check link and try again. Unfortunately, I accidentally ended up using all your wishes. May God bless you with lots of love. I never make any joke that is related to age. I always believed in you., 184. I hope your birthdays a great one! Happy Birthday! Happy birthday!, 96. One of my favorite memories of our schooldays, big brother, was learning about the Dark Ages. ", "If we were living back in Salem in 1692, you totally would have been deemed a witch. I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it. Theres no place Id rather be than in your shadow. ", "Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. 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